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Proper paw placement hints at readiness for battle, while rejection of the standard corpus parallelization reflects the vulnerability of non-alpha status. Symmetry of hind leg placement, offset by a slightly curved tail provides interest to feline empennage, bringing to mind an arrow with deadly accuracy. Arrangement against a somewhat subtle X draws attention to potential weaknesses, aka belly-rubs.
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Proper paw placement hints at readiness for battle, while rejection of the standard corpus parallelization reflects the vulnerability of non-alpha status. Symmetry of hind leg placement, offset by a slightly curved tail provides interest to feline empennage, bringing to mind an arrow with deadly accuracy. Arrangement against a somewhat subtle X draws attention to potential weaknesses, aka belly-rubs.

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Hoping 9 disease

Google Voice translates my voicemail:

Hi Ed, My name is jason calling you from the dental I’m calling today with mind order actually 6months he will do. Which carpet cleaning, so we want to. If you have time to schedule thatappointment. Hoping disease. Thank you and have nice day. 

Skippy exit $2.50 sticking to go ahead and give it to the driver

Google Voice translates my voicemail:

Hello, this is voice message for Mr. Ed Hunsinger. This is the Katrina calling. I’d like to see if youcan show and I’m calling to let you know that we got to order by grab husband. You said you wantedto add. An extra charge, such, which you have an instead of crap, making test talk in avocados.Also, Skippy exit $2.50 sticking to go ahead and give it to the driver. Whenever you you get yourorder. So thank you bye bye looking like that. 

nicolehasfingerprints:

Incredible lulz, @raindrift’s double-claw php hammer (Taken with Instagram at VX 30 SFO-JFK)

nicolehasfingerprints:

Incredible lulz, @raindrift’s double-claw php hammer (Taken with Instagram at VX 30 SFO-JFK)

laughingsquid:

Space Ape Art Print by Tank Axe Love
laughingsquid:

BarBot 2012, A Celebration of Cocktail Culture & Man-Machine Interface
(via Birds in Books | Colossal)